The night sky is no home

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

speedwagonfoundation:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

blakegdiamond:

timelady-of-221b:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

Thank. You.

Fucking. Finally.

lauriejuspeczyk:

if you ever feel like you made a stupid purchase just remember theres men somewhere out there who pay monthly for porn

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

adimals:

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

ladymorrigan:

Remember the most important is the inside.

causticmarionette:

is “who gives a fuck” an appropriate response to an essay prompt